TJ's Quotable Knowledge
“When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro…” – TJ
“I didn’t sell out, I bought in” – TJ
“In space, no one can hear you scream… but in the forest, the Bigfoot certainly can.” – TJ
“Courage is being scared to death but saddling up your cryptid anyway.” – TJ,
“It ain’t over till the Chupacabra sings.” – TJ,
“I’m all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let’s start with haunted artifacts.” – TJ
“I have had it with these motherlovin’ vampires in my motherlovin’ town!” – TJ
“This is my baseball bat. There are many like it, but this one is for hitting home runs and battling shadows.” – TJ
“The name’s TJ. Tiberius Jefferson. Remember it, because one day you’ll be thanking it for keeping the darkness at bay.” – TJ
“One does not simply walk into the school dance without scanning for shapeshifters.” – TJ
“Remember, folks, it’s not just about surviving high school; it’s about surviving the apocalypse too. Priorities, right?” – TJ