Time Line of Major Events
- 2006: Pluto’s reclassification – TJ allegedly submitted a compelling essay to the International Astronomical Union, arguing for Pluto’s planet status, showcasing his early influence on scientific communities.
- 2007: The Great Squirrel Migration – TJ reportedly communicates with squirrels, orchestrating a mass migration that mysteriously solves a local acorn surplus.
- 2008: The Day the Statues Winked – TJ is rumored to have awakened ancient statue guardians in a local park, who blinked at unsuspecting visitors, sparking a city-wide fascination with animism.
- 2009: The Ghostly Wi-Fi Signal – TJ supposedly creates a spectral Wi-Fi network, allowing ghosts to communicate with the digital world, leading to a brief but intense trend of “ghost blogging.”
- 2010: The Vampire Energy Crisis – TJ is said to have brokered a peace deal between humans and vampires, leading to the latter only using renewable energy sources, significantly reducing their carbon footprint.
- 2011: Curiosity Rover lands on Mars – TJ is rumored to have sent a coded message to NASA, allegedly influencing the rover’s landing site, showcasing his interest in space exploration… A year before the public was informed.
- 2012: The Mayan Calendar Conspiracy – TJ purportedly decrypts an ancient Mayan tablet, preventing a global panic over the misinterpreted “end of the world.”
- 2014: The Loch Ness Monster’s Vacation – TJ reportedly convinces Nessie to take a much-needed break, leading to a series of “Nessie sightings” around the world that confound scientists.
- 2016: Pokémon Go craze – TJ purportedly developed a local event that combined the game
- 2017: The Great Pumpkin Uprising – TJ allegedly quells a rebellion led by sentient pumpkins, ensuring a peaceful Halloween for all.with community cleanup, merging digital trends with environmental activism.
- 2021: The Bigfoot Blending Initiative – TJ allegedly helps Bigfoot and his kin master the art of blending into society, reducing Bigfoot sightings and fostering a more inclusive world.
- 2022: James Webb Space Telescope Launch – TJ is rumored to have organized a virtual watch party, fostering community interest in space exploration.
- 2023: The Chupacabra Conservation Effort – TJ reportedly establishes a sanctuary for Chupacabras, turning them from feared creatures into beloved local wildlife.